Its the question that has been on everyone's lips.  Am I a townie?  Well phatchown has now given you the opportunity to find out.  Whether you call them, ned's, chav's, rudeboys or kiddie fiddlers it all points to the same thing!

TOWNIE

Below is a series of questions answer A - C on a piece of paper to find out whether you are a townie or not.

Question 1

Which of the following looks best?

A

B

C

Question 2

In the picture above, this townie wears a sovereign and a gold chain, how do you feel about such gold jewellery?

A)  Yeah man proper wicked, I love me sovies

B)  I'd love to have a sovereign if I could afford one, the dole don't pay that much

C)  Get that filthy shit away from me!

Question 3

Above is a car sound system in a modified Citroen Saxo.  How true is the following statement about you?

"Cruising with my bass up loud is safe man, when the windows shake I know Im cool!"

A) Yeah man down to a T

B) My in car entertainment is a magic tree but I bang on the car doors so it sounds like bass

C) What's the point in music being so loud you cant hear it?

Question 4

Your out drinking with your mates and some guy ACCIDENTALLY bumps into you, do you?

A) Hit him in the face with anything close by including your shoe or pint glass

B) I'd wanna hit him in the face but Im a big wussy

C) I wouldn't do anything it was an accident and Im sure he's sorry

Question 5

The police, are they?

A) Scum of the earth

B) If I did something wrong I'd hate them

C) They do their job to protect the community

Question 6

Mr Burberry, now is that proper bo or what?

A) Yeah damn straight its the man I want to be

B) Burberry is safe but the fake stuff off the market is just as good

C) If my own brother wore that shit I'd give him a beating

Question 7

A big bore exhaust belongs on your car?

A) Ive already got a bigger one, now my nova sounds like a tank!

B) Yeah man, my car looks naked without it

C) Why bother if my car needed to sound like a tank it would

Question 8

Do you get many girls in your car?

A) Yeah 12-16 year olds they love my bangin....tunes

B) Girls hate me but Im sure I could lure them in with an ice cream van horn

C) Not at all, women yes and occasionally my sister

Question 9

Have you ever modified your car yourself, like with MDF?

A) Yeah its the best and only way to do it

B) My car is made from MDF

C) Modifying dickhead faggots.  MDF.  The answer is no, I don't and never will

Click the button that relates to your answers

If you answered mostly A's

If you answered mostly B's

If you answered mostly C's